Game: Things You Wouldn't Say To A Police Officer

Wow, Aren't you that guy from the Village People?? can I have your autograph?

 

Dude, you spilled your coffee.

 

Javajunki that was good.

For anyone from Montreal.... Excuse me sir, what happened to your pants?

 

(Said with an insane grin on your face, as soon as he approaches your car, and before he has a chance to speak: )

"Ya got any grapes???"

 

Whoa, how could you do 5 lines at the party last night and still make it to work today?

 

You might try the little hill into Cannon Beach, Oregon, which has a ridiculously low speed limit at the bottom, just before the turnoff. If that doesn't work, and I'm not saying it did for me, you could try heading West from the Coquihalla summit on highway 5 in BC. A loaded touring bike with a bubble fairing can exceed the speed limit (either 100 or 110 kmh, I forget which) without even pedalling. Not that I speak from experience or anything. Oh, if there happens to be a patrol car at the bottom of the hill around the last corner before town, tell him sorry, your speedometer only has two digits.

Here's a grade profile to whet your appetite.

 

On my first time as a juror, the officer demonstrating the tests in front of the jury box failed one of his own tests.

We acquitted the guy.

(He was probably drunk, but the reasonable doubt standard was not reached.)