If the Antichrist had a dog...

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  1. daniel

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    ... would it be the Antidog?
     
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    I'm thinking that an anti-messiah figure wouldn't be really interested in keeping a mutt. If he (or she) did, it probably wouldn't the most pampered of pets.
    I'm also thinking that the anti-Jesus one would want to be kinda stealthy initially, so the pet name probably would be a little more subdued.
    The feral anti-Bush folks out there would probably speculate about the name "Barney."

    ;) YMMV!
     
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    I am thinking he would own a cat.
     
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    ^ But Jesus was known as the Lion of Judah. ;)
     
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    It'd be dinner.
     
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    More importantly, would he tie it to the roof of the car and drive hundreds of miles ?
     
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    More to reason antichrist would have a cat.

    And didn't you ever see "all dogs go to heaven" one or two?
     
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    wouldn't Anti-Dog be Anti-Cat?
     
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    C'mon, guys, the antichrist's dog would be GOD.
     
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    I think it would look like this:

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    So if a Anti Poodle comes in contact Positive Poodle, does the resulting release of energy devastate the planet, or do they just cancel each other out?
    E = Poodle C², Einstien was close....now that could be the answer to the oil crisis!
     
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    I can't figure out if I agree with this or not. :D I like cats, obviously. If the Antichrist is a bad guy then he couldn't have a cat because cats are the highest of all beings. (They are because they know they are.) But if he is against religion then he's a good guy, and he could have a cat.

    As for keeping a low profile, having a dog would not interfere with that, as long as he uses a pooper scooper. Though that raises another question:

    If the Antichrist had a dog, would he use a pooper scooper, or just leave the dog's messes on the sidewalk? Now that would be truly evil. Maybe that's how you can identify the Antichrist: he doesn't clean up after his dog.

    I guess, rather than speculate on what pet the Antichrist would have, I'll just stick to wondering about my original question, which is conditional upon the included supposition: IF he had a dog, would it be the Antidog?
     
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    Wait a minute... someone has already posted that in another forum...

    It would be a Portuguese Water Dog...

    [​IMG]
     
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    ^^^


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    I think he is trying to get this thread moved to Fred's House of Politics. :D
     
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    Not really Bra...

    Just saying... :D
     
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    I don't think so, maybe god...
     
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    Just kidding...
     
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