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Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, May 8, 2007.

  1. jared2

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    A priest, a rabbi and a monk
    Said "we're agreed - religion is bunk"
    But sheep must be led
    And we must be fed
    So let's keep on spew'in out junk


    My street's full of stay-at-home moms
    I'm reminded of tupperware and proms
    But what will they do
    If he says "We're through!"
    She'd need a good lawyer for balms


    Welcome to your first day
    Your cubicle is 42A
    Your phone is on tape
    There is no escape
    Now get to work and earn your pay
     
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    only ones I know have Nantucket in them so I can't use them here.
     
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    There was a young man from Nantucket
    He vowed to see the world 'for kicken the bucket
    But when he got back
    He wife said, "fancy that!"
    I'm go'in with you on your next junket
     
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    He has a job that's cush
    He owes it all to Bush
    He favored his girlfriend
    Now it's the end
    They want to give him the push
     
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    "A lack of refining capacity"
    Certainly defines audacity
    Billions aren't enough
    To refine the stuff?
    I think I smell mendacity
     
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    My license plate says "Impeach"
    It brought the cops, who stopped with a screech
    That's strictly forbidden!
    It needs to be hidden!
    What happened to freedom of speech?
     
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    There once was a man with a Prius,
    Who was accused of being pious,
    So he filled up his tank
    Whilst accusers drained the bank
    Their insults cannot demean us!
     
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    Some people do knock the Prius
    They sneer whenever they see us
    I have a feeling, my friend
    They worked for GM
    The truth is, they want to be us
     
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    So GM holds back their new hybrid?
    They make people turn away like I did!
    It's not all their fault
    That we many have balked
    But it's time for a change in their climate :D
     
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    "The word is 'wu wei'. It can be translated several ways, but I tend to think of it as 'active nonaction'.

    Do not try to do, just do.
    Do not actively try to solve your problems, let them solve themselves.
    Be like water. Do not let yourself be injured by the rocks of life. Flow around them."


    When stop 'n go traffic
    Makes you psychopathic
    Follow the Tao
    It shows you how
    To avoid stress disease idiopathic
     
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    Dealing with reality's a chore
    Let's put the world on global ignore
    The invasion of Iraq
    Will put democracy on track
    We just need a trillion dollar war
     
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    Airport kid!

    No rhymes today? All work and no play ...
     
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