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Line by line Limericks or Limerick-Like Poems

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, Dec 7, 2006.

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  1. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Limericks are generally naughty or nice
    To write them is surely a vice
    It's an addiction
    I love my affliction!
     
    #21 Skwyre7, Dec 11, 2006
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    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    Limericks are generally naughty or nice
    To write them is surely a vice
    It's an addiction
    I love my affliction!
    In hell I will pay for it twice.


    ******

    My Prius is idling i'the cold
     
    #22 Ichabod, Dec 11, 2006
  3. jared2

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    My Prius is idling i'the cold
    It's a car I've always extolled
     
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  4. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My Prius is idling i'the cold
    It's a car I've always extolled
    I rarely use gas
     
    #24 Skwyre7, Dec 11, 2006
  5. jared2

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    My Prius is idling i'the cold
    It's a car I've always extolled
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    It's a little too crass
     
    #25 jared2, Dec 11, 2006
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    My Prius is idling i'the cold
    It's a car I've always extolled
    I rarely use gas
    It's a little too crass
    Pulse and glide is how she's controlled

    Trying to articulate a clear vision
     
    #26 EddieF, Dec 11, 2006
  7. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Limericks line by line is our mission
     
    #27 Skwyre7, Dec 11, 2006
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    Limericks line by line is our mission
    We'll "stay the course"
     
    #28 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 12, 2006
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    Without need of force
     
    #29 EddieF, Dec 12, 2006
  10. jared2

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    Trying to articulate a clear vision
    Limericks line by line is our mission
    We'll "stay the course"
    Without need of force
    The result's a collective decision


    There was a young woman named Kate
     
    #30 jared2, Dec 12, 2006
  11. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    There was a young woman named Kate
    Who wanted MPGs that were great
     
    #31 MegansPrius, Dec 12, 2006
  12. jared2

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    There was a young woman named Kate
    Who wanted MPGs that were great
    She wanted 50, at least
     
    #32 jared2, Dec 12, 2006
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    There was a young woman named Kate
    Who wanted MPGs that were great
    She wanted 50, at least
    But her car was a beast
     
    #33 dreichla, Dec 12, 2006
  14. jared2

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    There was a young woman named Kate
    Who wanted MPGs that were great
    She wanted 50, at least
    But her car was a beast
    And way past its "sell by" date


    Bush gave a short speech to the nation
     
    #34 jared2, Dec 12, 2006
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    #35 EddieF, Dec 12, 2006
  16. Skwyre7

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    Bush gave a short speech to the nation
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    With a smirk on his face
     
    #36 Skwyre7, Dec 12, 2006
  17. jared2

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    Bush gave a short speech to the nation
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    With a smirk on his face
    And wit, not a trace
     
    #37 jared2, Dec 12, 2006
  18. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    He called it his sole occupation.

    Santa Claus was putting on snow tires
     
    #38 MegansPrius, Dec 12, 2006
  19. jared2

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    Santa was putting on snow tires
    That every new sleigh now requires
     
    #39 jared2, Dec 12, 2006
  20. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Santa was putting on snow tires
    That every new sleigh now requires
    He heard a loud rip
     
    #40 Skwyre7, Dec 12, 2006
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