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  1. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I went to the mall and I haggled
    Now I'm feeling a bit bedraggled
    Tired and worn out
    But pleased with the bout
     
    #81 Skwyre7, Dec 15, 2006
  2. jared2

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    I went to the mall and I haggled
    Now I'm feeling bedraggled
    Tired and worn out
    But pleased with the bout
    My hair, once neat, is now snaggled


    They say comets brought life to earth
     
    #82 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
  3. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    They say comets brought life to earth
    Bacteria that gave us all birth
     
    #83 MegansPrius, Dec 15, 2006
  4. jared2

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    They say comets brought life to earth
    Bacteria that gave us all birth
    It took a long time
     
    #84 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
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    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    They say comets brought life to earth
    Bacteria that gave us all birth
    It took a long time
    To rise from the slime
     
    #85 MegansPrius, Dec 15, 2006
  6. jared2

    jared2 New Member

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    They say comets brought life to earth
    Bacteria that gave us all birth
    It took a long time
    To rise from the slime
    But life's fun and gives reason for mirth


    That hussy, she dumped you, so what?
     
    #86 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
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    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    That hussy, she dumped you, so what?
    She and we all know you're a slut.
     
    #87 MegansPrius, Dec 15, 2006
  8. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    That hussy, she dumped you, so what?
    She and we all know you're a slut.
    She was open for business
     
    #88 Skwyre7, Dec 15, 2006
  9. jared2

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    That hussy, she dumped you, so what?
    She and we all know you're a slut.
    She was open for business
    I was impressed by her bountifulness
     
    #89 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
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    That hussy, she dumped you, so what?
    She and we all know you're a slut.
    She was open for business
    I was impressed by her bountifulness
    And she tackled the job lickety cut.

    A refinement of earlier devices
     
    #90 EddieF, Dec 17, 2006
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    A refinement of earlier devices
    To satisfy man's ancient vices
     
    #91 dreichla, Dec 17, 2006
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    A refinement of earlier devices
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    As a way to defend
     
    #92 EddieF, Dec 17, 2006
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    A refinement of earlier devices
    To satisfy man's ancient vices
    As a way to defend
    We've all come to depend
     
    #93 dreichla, Dec 17, 2006
  14. jared2

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    A refinement of earlier devices
    To satisfy man's ancient vices
    As a way to defend
    We've all come to depend
    On pepper spray and some other spices


    Of beasts I like numbats the best
     
    #94 jared2, Dec 18, 2006
  15. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    Of beasts I like numbats the best
    As to what one is, I have guessed:
     
    #95 MegansPrius, Dec 18, 2006
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    Of beasts I like numbats the best
    As to what one is, I have guessed:
    It's small and it's furry
     
    #96 jared2, Dec 18, 2006
  17. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Of beasts I like numbats the best
    As to what one is, I have guessed:
    It's small and it's furry
    It's always in a hurry
     
    #97 Skwyre7, Dec 18, 2006
  18. jared2

    jared2 New Member

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    Of beasts I like numbats the best
    As to what one is, I have guessed:
    It's small and it's furry
    It's always in a hurry
    And numbats are never depressed


    Now meerkats are quite another story
     
    #98 jared2, Dec 18, 2006
  19. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Now meerkats are quite another story
    Their histories are quite gory
     
    #99 Skwyre7, Dec 18, 2006
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    Now meerkats are quite another story
    Their histories are really quite gory
     
    #100 jared2, Dec 18, 2006
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