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Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, Dec 7, 2006.

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  1. Starfall

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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    If only you knew
    What my pets see me do
    You'd just shake your head and say, "Why?"

    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    Just hear the hooves of reindeer
     
    #161 Starfall, Dec 24, 2006
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    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    Just hear the hooves of reindeer
    Oh what is that smell?
     
    #162 dreichla, Dec 24, 2006
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    #164 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 24, 2006
  5. Starfall

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    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    Just hear the hooves of reindeer
    Oh what is that smell
    I really can't tell
    It's a good thing my stocking's not here!
    ( reference http://priuschat.com/index.php?s=&show...st&p=365169 )


    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
     
    #165 Starfall, Dec 25, 2006
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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
     
    #166 dreichla, Dec 25, 2006
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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
    The inlaws are scheming
     
    #167 Starfall, Dec 25, 2006
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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
    The inlaws are scheming
    Too much more and I'll leave in my Prius

    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
     
    #168 chimohio, Dec 25, 2006
  9. Starfall

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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
    The inlaws are scheming
    Too much more and I'll leave in my Prius

    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
     
    #169 Starfall, Dec 25, 2006
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    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
    Mosquitoes came with it
     
    #170 dreichla, Dec 25, 2006
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    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
    Mosquitoes came with it
    Along with a nitwit
     
    #171 Skwyre7, Dec 26, 2006
  12. Starfall

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    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
    Mosquitoes came with it
    Along with a nitwit
    I think I'll give it to the missus.

    But soon it will be the New Year
     
    #172 Starfall, Dec 26, 2006
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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
     
    #173 chimohio, Dec 26, 2006
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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
    No building's too tall
     
    #174 Starfall, Dec 26, 2006
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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
    No building's too tall
    Feels good when I fall
     
    #175 dreichla, Dec 26, 2006
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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
    No building's too tall
    Feels good when I fall
    Look out below, Lois, my dear!

    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
     
    #176 Starfall, Dec 27, 2006
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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
     
    #177 EddieF, Dec 27, 2006
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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
    But why all this cash?
     
    #178 Skwyre7, Dec 27, 2006
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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
    But why all this cash?
    Behind my 12 cans of hash
     
    #179 chimohio, Dec 27, 2006
  20. dreichla

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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
    But why all this cash?
    Behind my 12 cans of hash
    It's usually keep it in my SAAB

    My hunger drove me to the fridge
     
    #180 dreichla, Dec 27, 2006
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