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List of favorite oxymorons, redundancies and a few euphemisms

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Salsawonder

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    I can't believe this hasn't come into play:

    Common Sense.

    Could the people who don't want to play go elsewhere please.
     
  2. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    Redundancies now, too? OK, here's a couple:

    reason why

    drugs and alcohol
     
  3. jared2

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    laconic auctioneer
    obedient child
    loquacious mime
    painless dentistry
    prudent lawyer
    funny sitcom (oxymoron)
    stoical penguin
    barefoot doctor
    bloody fighting
    meaningless existence (redundant)
    social science
    correction services
    service industry
    apathetic activist
    happy hour
    socialist socialite
    gifted amateur
    defensive weapon
    macho man
     
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    Happy Gay man.

    (Make up your own mind if it is an oxymoron or redundancy.) :huh:
     
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    darelldd Prius is our Gas Guzzler

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    redundancies:
    Rate of speed
    PCV Valve
    lude and lascivious (can you really have one without the other?)
     
  6. jared2

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(darelldd @ Jun 5 2006, 03:41 PM) [snapback]266133[/snapback]</div>
    lude

    Obs.


    Noise, clamour.

    c1205 LAY. 2591 {Th}a hunten wenden æfter mid muchelen heora lude [c 1275 loude]. a1275 Prov. Ælfred 687 in O.E. Misc. 138 He wole maken fule luden, He wole grennen, cocken and chiden. [But this may belong to LEDEN.]

    [/b]lude 2.
    Obs.


    A game.

    1694 MOTTEUX Rabelais v. (1737) 230 Ludes omniform are there invented.

    Now here is a nice obsolete word, "lude" that means either noise or a game. The second meaning goes pretty well with lascivious, I think.(Not to be confused with "lube" which certainly can go with lascivious.)
     
  7. Mystery Squid

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    peaceful liberals

    :lol:
     
  8. jared2

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Jun 5 2006, 03:47 PM) [snapback]266141[/snapback]</div>
    'Lude used to be a short form of Quaalude- a drug that should be prescribed for some of the more rabid right-wingers here. :lol:
     
  10. jared2

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ Jun 5 2006, 04:23 PM) [snapback]266176[/snapback]</div>
    Wow. You mean they had Quaaludes in the 13th century! Guess it helped them get through the dark ages. Now we have lewd dudes taking Quaaludes. :)
     
  11. jared2

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    welcome inflation
     
  12. larkinmj

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Jun 5 2006, 04:26 PM) [snapback]266182[/snapback]</div>
    Well, my recollection is from the 1970s; but it just as well have been the 13th century. :lol:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ Jun 5 2006, 02:58 PM) [snapback]266249[/snapback]</div>
    Not lude - LEWD

    Can't believe this branch sprouted five limbs that took it clear to the 13th century, a lewd epoch in some quarters of the world, without anyone catching the mis-alliteration.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ Jun 1 2006, 09:12 AM) [snapback]264042[/snapback]</div>
    Man! Smoke started curling out of my monitor and the edges of the display turned an ugly brown as if some strong corrosive toxin had attacked the computer. Fortunately I was able to trace the source to the above quoted post and douse the flames before much damage was done, but lord-a-mighty put on asbestos gloves and look at that poisonous thing! It's about as solidly packed a dose of unadulterated venom as I've seen: not a letter wasted; each and every punctuation mark as lethal as intravenous cyanide. Completely misses the spirit of the thread, but perhaps that should be expected - perhaps all that anyone could EVER expect from such an author.

    Mark Baird
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(airportkid @ Jun 5 2006, 06:22 PM) [snapback]266273[/snapback]</div>
    We did catch it- but you know how merciless we can be to misspellers here! :)
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(airportkid @ Jun 5 2006, 03:22 PM) [snapback]266273[/snapback]</div>
    Good lord - that was bugging the hell out of me! I knew there was something wrong with it, especially when we moved in to pharmaceuticals! Thanks for clearing that one up, Mr. Kid. :)

    Oh! And while I'm here again, I thought of my REAL all-time favorite oxy:

    Reverse Descrimination

    Doesn't really matter which way it goes to be descrimination, does it? Doing it backwards makes it right? (this coming from a young white male). Ok. *used* to be young.
     
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    redundant: VIN number, PIN number, etc

    rather amusing: PC as we all know is a common abbreviation for 'politically correct.' priuschat, the other PC, is hardly PC...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ Jun 5 2006, 08:56 PM) [snapback]266471[/snapback]</div>
    When I see "PC", I think of the muscles that are exercised when you perform Kegels.

    Let me clarify that: PC muscles on a WOMAN, not a dude!
     
  19. jared2

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(airportkid @ Jun 5 2006, 06:22 PM) [snapback]266273[/snapback]</div>

    Hate to be pedantic, but I do know that lewd is not spelled lude, and have know this for some time. Still, it was interesting to see that there was a word - lude. (At least, more interesting to me than the political posts in Priuschat) :)

    Also, lude is not an "alliteration" for lewd, but a homonym. Here is the definition of alliteration, and you will see what I mean:

    Alliteration

    1. gen. The commencing of two or more words in close connexion, with the same letter, or rather the same sound.

    1656 BLOUNT Glossogr., Alliteration, a figure in Rhetorick, repeating and playing on the same letter. 1749 Power Pros. Numbers 71 That which some call Alliteration, i.e. beginning several Words with the same Letter, if it be natural, is a real Beauty. 1763 CHURCHILL Proph. Famine Poems I. 101 Apt Alliteration's artful aid. 1831 MACAULAY Johnson 126 Taxation no Tyranny..was..nothing but a jingling alliteration which he ought to have despised. 1871 R. F. WEYMOUTH Euph. 4 ‘Delightful to be read, and nothing hurtfull to be regarded; wherein there is small offence by lightnes given to the wise, and lesse occasion of loosenesse profferred to the wanton.’ Lilie's favourite form of alliteration is well marked in this sentence.
    2. The commencement of certain accented syllables in a verse with the same consonant or consonantal group, or with different vowel sounds, which constituted the structure of versification in OE. and the Teutonic languages generally. Thus from the beginning of Langland's Piers Ploughman, text C.:

    In a somere seyson · whan softe was e sonne,
    Y shop me into shrobbis · as y a shepherde were;
    In abit as an ermite · vnholy of werkes,
    Ich wente forth in e worlde · wonders to hure,
    And sawe meny cellis · and selcouthe ynges.

    1774 T. WARTON Eng. Poetry (1840) I. Diss. I. 38 The Islandic poets are said to have carried alliteration to the highest pitch of exactness. 1846 T. WRIGHT Ess. Mid. Ages I. i. 14 The form of Saxon poetry is alliterationnot rhyme. 1871 EARLE Philol. Eng. Tong. §626 Alliteration did not necessarily act on the initial letter of the word.
     
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    democrat; republican (redundant)
    greedy capitalist
    vain human
    vacuous jazz