Naked Girls Reading

The one I posted earlier wasn't enough for you? :madgrin:

 

I would but resemblance to the 'great white whale' . . .

Bob Wilson

 

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Ummmm .....

Ich nehme an

:hug:

Oh my my my my my my my my my

Say, if it doesn't work out with um, what's his name, the "other" guy, let me know.

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Two words: bow and flex

 

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Okay. Here is a shirtless one of me rock climbing.

Tom

 

Now you know why your wife warns you to use sunscreen lotion

 

Here is a mugshot of me from my security system.



I honestly can't remember what home repair project I was up to my neck in, but I look pissed off in the photo. That helps keep the neighbors on their toes

 

Pissed off with Power Tools can be a bad thing, but would be a good name for a punk band. :madgrin:

 

Why don't I believe that's really you? Maybe because the guy has no legs. Here Rene posts an actual picture of herself, and all you guys can do is post joke pictures.

 

In my case, it's a good thing. I get a lot more done with power tools when I'm in a sour mood

One time I couldn't get all the air bled out of a new rear wheel cylinder. So I took it off and used a sledge hammer to beat it into submission

Cost of Sledgehammer: $72
Cost of brake cylinder: $12
Sense of release and satisfaction: PRICELESS

Or how about the time the steel hanger for the steps leading off my deck cracked? It was already dark, so I lugged out my stick welder and proceeded to weld it right up

Cost of new prefabed steel step hanger: $45
Cost of new Lincoln stick welder: $430
Sense of fear and awe from terrified neighbors: PRICELESS

 

Somehow I get the feeling that the neighbors were terrified before you got the welder out. :madgrin:

 

I like the shiny highlight right on the top of your head.

I'm sorry. Wasn't Rene's photo a joke?

Tom

 

I thought she posted a fun sexy picture!

Jayman, a shot from your security cam doesn't count. We want to see some eyeballs looking over rims of glasses! errr... I mean.... :blush:
Men reading or otherwise looking smart.

 

Yeah, I bet you do!

A classic Freudian slip?

 

Nope. I'm pretty clear that I really like it when a man gives a certain look from over the top of his glasses.

Very clear indeed.

 

I'll have to buy some glasses.

Tom

 

There was a homeless guy at the shelter where I worked for five years. One time he was working on his car, and got so frustrated he shot the thing with a shotgun. Did I say he suffered from explosive temper syndrome? That was the main reason he was homeless: his explosive temper made it impossible for him to keep a job.

Cost of ruined car: Not sure.
Sense of satisfaction upon shooting it: Oh, maybe $10 or $20.
Disappointment later upon calmer reflection that now he didn't have a car at all: A lot more than the satisfaction of shooting it was worth.

I don't know what gave you that idea. The naked picture appears to be the same person as in her avatar. Just because there's some humor in the position of the laptop, does not change the fact that she posted a picture of herself showing skin.

 

Very clear yes indeed. I'll have to work on that frisky photo of yours

It's one thing to take a $12 part and beat it to smithereens, quite another to ruin an entire car

Oh, and if you ever get to experience the Joy and Wonder of overhauling an old Holley 4 barrel carb, trust me on this: you will do the world a favor if you just place it on the driveway and run it over

Talk about a POS. Smart folks don't even bother, they just toss the old Holley into the trash and bolt on a brand new Edelbrock

 

The Lost Art of Carb Rebuilding should remain a lost art. Those things barely worked right in the first place, were hopeless after you took it apart and tried to put all the little pieces back in the right places. Fuel injection is the only way to go.