Neverending story...

..by the court jester..

 

our story so far:

It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairballs in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan).

 

It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairballs in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan). Bob brought out his

 

his favorite copy of

 

"Count of Monte Cristo"

 

but pages were missing

 

causing librarians to weep

 

and assess large fines

 

for unreturned Harry Potter

 

and the Temple of

 

... Prius Drivers Eating Muffins.

 

It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairballs in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan). Bob brought out his his favorite copy of "Count of Monte Cristo" but pages were missing causing librarians to weep and assess large fines for unreturned Harry Potter and the Temple of Prius Drivers Eating Muffins. Bob needed a drink.

 

Actually a dozen drinks.

 

So he got himself

 

a gin and tonic

 

turned the TV on

 

and drank 11 beers

(it was supposed to be a dozen drinks, right?)

 

Meanwhile, his girlfriend Arianna

 

... slathered SPF-50 over her ...

 

bald head, attempting to