Question everything

What if one of those dancing ladies trounces upon one of the french hens?

 

How would you feel about another goose?

 

Can you belive what the Geese are doing?

 

Is it me or is this song just riddled with innuendo? I mean french hens, who's going to french kiss a hen?

 

Yes, but isn't 2-4 times a day per goose, day in and day out, a little, well, promiscuous?

Isn't that how you might have described me if, in my layingest days not so long ago, I achieved those numbers?

 

Even at 2-4 times per day, would you call it promiscuous if it's the same geese each time? And aren't there rings involved therefore, some level of commitment??

 

Do you think if I catch a goose a-layin' with a turtle dove, or a calling bird, or---God help us---one o' them Frenchy hens, I should inform someone?

 

And whom would you inform?

 

If someone's goose is about to be cooked, should we not send the calling bird to inform the chef?

 

would that be the swedish chef?

 

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Would you be able to understand his reply?

 

What if it's the Naked Chef? Wouldn't he be really worried about being goosed?

 

Especially if it's the goose that gets laid twice a day?

 

So it's the goose that gets laid and not the eggs?

 

Uh... well... I just want to know... which came first?

 

a big bang?

 

Do you mean between the goose getting cooked and the cook getting goosed?