Question everything

How much does that call cost, anyway?

 

I'm already in pain - do you think maybe Nurse Cratchit could come twice next week instead?

 

Are you sure you'll be up for it?

 

Should we send her sister, Nurse Crotchet, instead?

 

Why do I think that particular nurse would get her own dose of medicine from any patient she would treat?

 

treat...or trick?

 

Uh oh...is it time for turning tricks again? Or do I mean treating tricks? Or turning muffins?

 

Why would you think Ruf's turning Japanese? Did she have gingko tea with her muffins? Or eat them with chop sticks?

 

Perhaps she had a case of The Vapors?

 

For how much can you sell a case of vapors?

 

Can't you swap it, even up, for a case of The Clap?

 

Is that anything like - Clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off... The Clapper?

 

$19.95 plus this free gift?

 

Do these timeless words do it for ya: "But wait! There's more!" ?

 

...or these famous words, "As seen on T.V."?

 

Is it floor wax or a dessert topping?

 

Is it both?