Question everything

Is it ok if I don't WANT to know what muffin cramps are?

But would really LIKE to know how to introduce muffins into the religious/political threads?

 

Oooohhhh....Stev0...are you a genius or what?

 

Will you tell me what the "or what" is?

 

If not a genius, then maybe he's a child prodigy?

 

What? Again?

 

Is he a genius or a dunce?

 

Stev0 are you really in 5th grade again because you want to chase girls while only secretly pretending they have kooties?

 

What would you do if you got kooties on your muffin?

(That sounds a lot worse than I meant it to ... )

 

Hee! Perhaps use some special Kootie Killer Spray?

 

Do they make a non-toxic Kootie Killer Spray so as not to disturb the muffin?

 

E-yew. . . You would still eat the muffin even after being cootie sprayed? What if you dropped it on the floor? Would you pick it up and eat it? Five-second muffin rule?

 

is this like the lysol they claim is ok to spray on food? :blink:

 

Eww, am I right?

 

Normally I wouldn't eat a muffin that was sprayed with pesticides or disinfectants. Nor would I eat said muffin if it fell on the floor.

However, what if it was the LAST muffin?

 

Do you supposed the Last Muffin on Earth would taste sort of bittersweet?

 

Wasn't that a movie with Vincent Price where vampire muffins were trying to get him?

 

Do you think Richard Matheson ate muffins before writing I am legend, which was first filmed with Vincent Price, then redone as The Omega Muffin, and is now soon to be remade with Will Smith?