Question everything

Could it be that we all lost our appetite when TJ started talking about farts?

 

Now that you mention it you are probably right. Does anyone else agree?

 

Reading about farts is more off-putting than thinking about eating zombie gondolier pizza?

 

Well that depends...Are you affected more by bad smells or something with a bad taste?

 

Or worse yet, we could all be tuned into CNN getting our daily dose of depression and paranoia, for some both the above subjects are a little bit better, don't you think?

 

What's depressing about zombie gondolier pizza? Isn't it just dull and boring compared to...blueberry muffins?

 

Amazing! the riddle has been broken, Zombie Gondolier Pizza is actually Blueberry Muffin pizza. Now, won't you have a piece?

 

Does a muffin pizza get eaten in slices, or pieces? And if Zombie Gondolier Pizza is really Blueberry Muffin pizza, does that mean that it's made from undead muffins?

 

undead muffins? my Voodoo advisor says yes.

Is there a health isuue with flatulence?

 

What could be better than Voodoo Acupuncture? (No needles right in ME...and don't I feel MUCH better now?)

(must credit Steven Wright for that one--we saw him Friday night in San Fran at The Warfield--How many of you have seen a late 60s photo of Jerry Garcia, with an all dark-colored page-boy haircut and no beard?)

 

Buy one Voodoo Zombie Gondolaier Blueberry Pizza and get a free order of mushroom encrusterd fingers, would you like marinara or ranch dressing with that?

(I've those shots and had the pleasure of seeing the dead at County Bowl Santa Barbara way back when.)

 

One Bush later, haven't we now graduated to deep doo-doo economics?

 

So are we going from SBD's to Pooper Scoopers now?

 

My goodness... What have you peeps been up to without me around? :blink:

 

We've been juvenile, sorry

 

Would you believe me if I said we were all posessed and made to believe we were actually zombies?

 

Hey... didn't you know I meant that you all were having fun without me?

 

Where ya been?