Question everything

There's a Code Talker among us? How cool is that? What's the code word for 'muffin?'

 

Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

Yes..don't you?

 

Who doesn't know...Secret Agent Muffin? h34r:

 

Do you think Special Agent Muffin 007 likes his drink shaken or stirred?

 

Is it true that muffins are notoriously difficult to spot in the wild?

 

Couldn't you just look for the muffin tops peeping out over the bushes?

 

I guess, but why would there be muffins in the bushes? (I was gone for a while, but I am back now, did anyone notice that?)

 

You mean you haven't you heard of the wild muffin tribe that stalks the bush?

 

Are you perchance referring to the legendary Sascrotch?

 

Sasquatch's not-so-famous cousin?

 

What? Are you saying that evidence of this beast has been caught on tape?

 

What does sascrotch use sascotch tape for?
And is sascotch single-malt or blended?

 

Do you think the sascotch is straight up or on the rocks?

 

Isn't that another way of asking if the sascotch is male or female?

 

Yeah, that's how they knew Sasquatch is of the female persuasion, isn't it?

 

Has anyone ever gotten close enough to a Sasquatch to tell the difference?

 

Isn't the female sascotch the one wearing the Ugg boots?