Question everything

And why is it that cats always seem to want to be on the other side of a closed door? And then when they're there, they want back in again?

 

Isn't it because they know you've made an error and opened the wrong door?

 

Why do cats insist on bringing deceased vermin gifts to the door when it's not my birthday?

 

If you strapped a slice of buttered bread to a cat's back butter side up and the cat fell, would it land on it's feet, or would the bread land butter side down (with the cat on landing on his back)?

 

Have y'all ever heard of a superstition that when a cat owner moves to a new home, you butter on the cat's paws to keep them from running away? (P.S. Can I name the next pet I adopt, "Muffin?")

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AuntBee @ Jul 8 2007, 09:25 PM) [snapback]475334[/snapback]</div>

Why was AuntBee's P. S. not phrased as a question?

Do we now need to start over at page 1?

Can AuntBee save us from starting over if she repharases the P. S. within a certain time limit?

If she doesn't rephrase the P. S. will she be banned from PriusChat?

 

Aren't four questions a bit excessive for a single post?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(samiam @ Jul 8 2007, 09:47 PM) [snapback]475345[/snapback]</div>

Are you saying you don't appreciate that I limited my numberous questions to the four most pressing at the time?

5. Am I required to read all 214 pages?

 

Aren't comments in parenthesis "off the record" and therefore not subject to rules of the all mighty question mark?

 

Is anything "off the record" anymore?

Should AuntBee be expected to spend time in jail to protect her sources, like Judith Miller?

Perhaps a commuted sentence?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eclectcmoi @ Jul 9 2007, 01:59 PM) [snapback]475565[/snapback]</div>

Hasn't this been the rule all along? If I am mistaken, will you grant me amnesty?

P.S. Went back and rephrased the offensive post in the form of question--am I reinstated in everybody's good graces now???

 

Sure, why not?

 

Didn't you know that you're always in our good graces, cause you're the Queen AuntBee?

 

Queen for a day? Where's my tiara?

 

were we supposed to get one?
can we ship it next day delivery?
will next day still be queen for a day day?

:blink:

 

online, isn't the day of delivery always _____ day day?

 

Even if what's being delivered is something I ordered myself, isn't it cool that it still seems like a present?

 

Is it possible that up to half the Christmas presents now ordered online are actually self-gifts, and that only the absence of having to go to a store removes the last barrier to almost unlimited self-indulgence?

 

And there is WHAT problem with self indulgence?