Question everything

Absolutely nothing... don't we usually get so busy taking care of everyone else that we neglect ourselves anyway?

 

Isn't an indulgence shared an indulgence multiplied?

 

Is that anything like doubling your pleasure?

 

Is it somehow wrong that the frist thing I think of is the Doublemint Twins in little tennis skirts?

 

Are you guys now indulging in Doublemint Twin fantasies?

 

Don't you know that men can't help it?

 

Having never been a man, how could I possibly know that?

 

Having never been asked that before, how do I respond?

 

You mean that all men aren't the same and predictable? Does that mean I'm a stereotype?

 

Do you always have to be in charge of the remote control?

 

Isn't correct use of remote controls coded on the Y chromosome?

 

Is that the same chromosome that keeps them from asking for directions when they're lost (before there was GPS)?

 

or is it the little missing arm where that gene is located?

 

How do you circle one wagon?
(I think I'm in trouble here...)

 

Perhaps you should call for reinforcements?

 

Does anyone know how many PriusChatters it takes to screw in a compact flourescent lightbulb?

 

I thought one, was I wrong?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AuntBee @ Jul 16 2007, 05:18 PM) [snapback]479469[/snapback]</div>

If half of them want to turn it to the left and the other half want to turn it to the right does the light bulb ever get changed?