Question everything

Do you think Judge Thompson got his pump from Nigeria?

 

Or do you think he stole it from the evidence locker?

 

Do you think he had self-control issues?

 

Does it bother you that he was preforming this "self-improvement" on the taxpayers time?

 

Do you think it bothered the court reporter who said she could hear him using it?

 

Would she have to type that into her notes?

 

I wonder how she would translate that into shorthand? Would she draw a little diagram?

 

Little diagram? You figure that is why the judge was using the pump?

 

Would it make sense if it was already large? Is bigger really better?

 

Can I tell you something that is big and is driving me crazy? Have you seen this ad?

 

Wait...what are we talking about again?

 

Who wants to know?

 

Do you know why it all of a sudden showed up? Would you believe that it scrolls across my screen and will not disappear unless I click close, or wait about 10 seconds. Why do little things like that annoy me so?

 

Do you hate it as much as I do? Do you think the person who created it should be tortured?

 

Were we supposed to stay on topic?

 

How would you go about torturing for such an offense? Make them navigate through a screen full of pop up/out ads?

 

Would reading this whole thread in one sitting be considered fair punishment for the pop up artist? Should we add the pop ups at random while he/she is trying to read it?

 

Will you believe me when I tell you that is an excellent punishment? What about while they are reading the thread, they also have to watch pop up video reruns?

 

Is anyone else watching Steven Colbert interview Bob Lutz about the Volt? Did you see him make Lutz squirm when he asked him about global warming?