Question everything

What if my beer belly was mistaken for a bear belly? Would a bear hunter try to kill me?

 

Is your bare beer belly as hairy as a bear's belly? Are you planning a hunting trip with the current or future vice president?

 

Did that last question sound like I thought Palin would be the future vice president? Does that make you bare beer belly upset?

 

Do you think Palin is a better shot than Cheney? Do you think Cheney can see his own reflection in a mirror? Do you think Palin really believes that men and dinosaurs walked the earth together?

 

Wouldn't she have firearm experience if the grew up near firearms? Isn't it kind of like her foreign policy experience with Russia across the way? If Palin were alive in the Jurassic era, would she issue a bounty on velociraptors?

 

Do you think they will allow Palin to bring her fath ^H^H^H^H running mate along to the VP debate for moral support? Will she be allowed to use him as a lifeline? Did you see any of the interview with Katie Couric, Palin and McCain?

 

So who's voting for Tina Fey this November?

 

Isn't it all about job creation?

 

Can we write in Tina Fey for President?

 

Don't you think that she probably has more knowledge than Palin?

 

If Tina Fey is elected president will Palin get to play her on SNL?

 

Who is going to run Alaska and keep an eye on the Russians?

 

Do you think SP could remember the lines? What if the TelePrompTer failed?

 

Couldn't she just rephrase what she previously said? Isn't she good at that?

 

Can't we get a computer to do that?

 

But what would happen if the computer went berserk and tried to take over the world? Who would save us then?

 

Is it bad for me to be scared of her as vice president?

 

If Shia LaBeouf isn't filming a Transformers movie, could he do it?

 

Why would you be afraid of electing an inexperienced, fundamentalist, creationist to be the VP along with a 72 year old former POW with recurring melanoma and a violent temper? What could you possibly be afraid of?

 

Your right, and isn't their whole campaign about change? They are nothing like Bush/Cheney right?