Question everything

Wouldn't that be impossible because NZ doesn't have quarts?
Why does the word *quarts* look so strange after you stare at if for a while?

 

Would you believe Moxie could type that fast?

Would you believe that the all-blacks shirt ruse would only work if she could teach the armadillo how to do a haka?

 

Wouldn't the shirt make it even harder to stuff the armadillo into the plastic bag?

 

Don't you think armadillos look sort of like a rugby ball?
What if you painted *adidas* on the side of one?

 

Do you think the customs officer might reject the armadillo rugby ball because it was made from non-native animal material? Do you believe they confiscated my GF's beef jerky at NZ customs? Do you think they might have been hungry?

 

What would you have done if they had confiscated your GF instead?

 

Would it have been impolite to ask her where she left the keys to her car?

 

Would you have been surprised if she had a creative suggestion on where you could put those keys?

 

Would you believe that I have already heard many suggestions from her?

 

Would you beleive that the electronic Prius key-thing can survive complete immersion in a lake, but a cell phone can't?

Did I find that out when I had a "kayak inversion event"? :fish2:

 

Have you considered getting a dry bag?

 

The one with the armadillo in it?

 

Would it still be a dry bag with an armadillo in it?

 

When will the myth of the slimy armadillo finally be laid to rest?

 

Is your armadillo smooth or fuzzy? Or is it sticky?

 

Would you believe my armadillo has a most pleasing texture and is a tactile delight?

 

Are you touching your armadillo right now?

 

Isn't that a personal question?

 

Aren't we allowed to ask personal questions about armadillos?

 

How long before this thread gets slapped with an NC-17 rating?