Question everything

Perhaps the armadillo party could be the "Tough Skin" party? Could Jose Cuervo be one of their sponsors?

 

Nothing against armadillos, but don't you think a rhinoceros would be more appropriate to symbolise politicians?

 

Isn't that a slanderous association? Don't you think you should apologize to the rhinos?

 

Can they feel the insults through their though skin? Would members of the rhino party wear little horn hats while they watch their rhino candidate debate?

 

What is the position of the rhinoceros party on the issue of national health care?

 

Did you know Canada really does have a Rhinoceros Party?
(Would their medical platform include daily mudbaths?)

 

Are any of the Canadian parties as awful as the Democrat and Republican parties in the US?

 

Would they be against allowing two rhinos of the same sex to marry?

 

And who in their right mind would stand in the way?

(Anybody else think the answer to dogfriend's question is a resounding NO?)

 

Would someone in their left mind be sitting instead of standing?

 

If they are politicians, wouldn't they be best at lying?

 

Lying as in sleeping? Are you saying that politicians like to sleep with the enemy?

 

Could it be defined as the opposite of telling the truth? Or even truthiness?

 

You mean to tell me that politicians do not always tell the truth? Does that mean that Obama isn't about change, McCain isn't a maverick, and Palin isn't a hockey mom?

 

What if McCain isn't a Maverick?

 

If he isn't a maverick, then what is he?

 

If all politicians lie, and McCain is a politician, then wouldn't that make McCain a .........?

 

Am I supposed to fill in the blank? Did you know today that I went down to the local Democratic headquarters and they were out of Obama signs? I wonder if that is a good thing or a bad thing? Granted we all know who is going to Ky, don't we?

 

Can you fill in the blank? Am I entirely too cynical about politicians?