Question everything

Why do I have the feeling that I won't be eating fried chicken in a long time? But did you know that I rarely ate it in the first place?

 

Did I ruin your appetite? Is my sense of humor inappropriate?

 

Would you believe that I have read much worse?

 

Did you know that I enjoy your sense of humor?

 

So you enjoy inappropriate humor?

 

Do you know that made me LOL? Do you think Gallager should be allowed to compete?

 

Doesn't everyone?

Would they compete on that Fox reality show, where the d-list celebrities box?

 

Would that be a new Fox reality show? Could they call it Bad Comedian Boxing? Would it be even better if it were called Bad Comedian Death Match?

 

Did you mean d list or d cup?

 

Who wants to see Tonya Harding box Carrot Top? Anyone?

 

Did anyone ever watch Celebrity Deathmatch? Wasn't that a funny show? Don't you think that if the celebrities were of the d-cup variety, they would receive better ratings?

 

Didn't Tonya write a book or something last year? Why do I remember her on some morning chat show, talking about how she has changed?

 

Do you think she ran out of money for the trailer space rental?

 

She's a D cup now? She really has changed, eh?

 

Have you ever seen a dog fall off the edge of the bed while having a dream? Is it wrong to laugh at the dog?

 

Don't you think they would laugh if they saw you do the same? Don't you just love to watch dogs sleep, and see their feet kick like they are running?

 

Would you believe that both dogs have running dreams almost every night?

 

Don't they need their rest?

 

Don't you suppose they sleep all day while we aren't here?