Question everything

Did you know that they renumbered US Hwy 666 and the number of fatalities per year went down?

 

Isn't that odd? Are you relieved that we are on page 667?

 

Does that mean we are done talking about Cheney? Do you think the NSA is monitoring this thread now?

 

Should we keep talking about him? After January 21st, who are we going to talk about?

 

Couln't we talk about ...food items that remind us of something else? (muffins?)

 

Are you saying you're gonna miss him?

 

Like hot dogs and tacos?

 

What if an armadillo got a tattoo of a muffin? Would that work for you?

 

Can you tattoo an armadillo?

 

Shouldn't we start thinking up questions to ask about Palin/Biden?

 

Have you tried to tattoo an armadillo? Do you think a Bedazzler would be better?

 

Isn't the best way to bedazzle an amadillo with hot glue and glitter? (use elmer's in the sensitive areas)

 

You don't know what a Bedazzler is?

 

Do you think the armadillo would hold still until the glue dries?

 

Wouldn't it be better to bedazzle the armadillo with fine wine and scintillating conversation?

 

What do armadillos like to talk about?

 

Would they drink red wine or white wine?

 

Wouldn't it depend on whether they're eating red ants or black ants?