Question everything

Did you hear that chickens are a breast of the situation and have a leg up to revolt in case they are brought in a wingers for the holiday?

 

Would a self preserving Turkey loose his neck over such a fowl venture?

 

Have you had your fill already?

 

Yes I have. So, wouldn't this be the best time to make a pilgrimage to the rest room?

 

Is this getting anyone Else's feathers ruffled? Or is it just me?

 

Would it be ok if I posted a pun-free question?

 

Where's the pun in that?

 

Didn't those (16)'20 Plymouths rock, back in the day?

 

Would anyone like an x-rated turkey?

(It's served with very little dressing...)

 

Would you like more stuffing?

 

Drumstick or breast?

 

Anyone here good at basting?

 

Would I be a better baster if I could look at photos of some chicks in the poultry magazine centerfolds first?

 

Don't you guys know what you are hinting at is illegal in most states? (I've got a cousin in jail right now)

 

Which states is it legal in?

 

Hey how come dead guys always walk with their arms outstretched, and they can't bend their knees?

 

Is it rigor mortis?

 

Isn't it Herman Munsteritis?