Question everything

Do winnings ever arrive with muffins?

 

Are winnings paid in muffins?

 

Are we taxed on our muffins?

 

Would a muffin tax be similar to a head tax? Or is that not the correct 'syntax'?

 

I thought that mentioning muffins would bring out our muffinologist -- When do you suppose she'll pick up on this?

 

Do you think she's been called in for a muffin audit?

 

Do you think she kept all her receipts?

 

Would you believe my invitation to the Muffin Party party was sent to my spam folder?

(and yes hyo... I'm very organized and keep all my receipts. They're in a recipe file on my kitchen counter!)

 

If spam gets into your recipe folder, does that mean you'll have to ham it up?
Or that your friends will pig out on the new delicacy?
What if they were to hog it up for themselves?

 

What happens when Spam flu breaks out though?

 

Did someone say Spamâ„¢?

 

Did you get your stimulus package? (not spam)

 

Do you mean the extra little bit added to my unemployment check?

 

Is the sarcasm coming through when I say that the extra little bit just excites me sooooooooo much?

 

Do you need to live in Australia to receive the stimulus package?

 

Isn't living in Australia stimulating enough on its own?

 

Could we always use more stimulation?
Isn't they why you all drive a Prius?

 

Doesn't everyone find pulsing and gliding stimulating?