Question everything

Haven't I told you to stop calling me Shirley?

 

Are you calling me Shirley?

 

Wait... who's calling who Shirley?

 

Shirley you all jest?

 

Who's laughing now?

 

Surely, there must be someone here named Shirley, isn't there?

 

Would Shirley please pick up the blue courtesy phone, please?

 

Would anyone appreciate knowing that, after having slogged through 83 pages of this thread (said task having been necessitated by a two-month absence from PC), and having several times employed the services of a white paper bag (rather than the brown one prescribed early in the thread), I now feel constrained to ask a few follow-up questions? To wit?)

Can one have Screaming Orgasms while one's mouth is filled with, um, a muffin?

Can Shirley?

Do all the organizations and individuals whose domain is .org have something to do with orgasms?

Has anyone here known a person who confused the words "organism" and "orgasm"?

 

Who's crazy enough to read through all 83 pages of this thread?

 

Have any of the questions in this thread actually been answered, let alone the ones you just asked?

 

Where has Jack been for so long?

 

Don't you think, withersea, that sometimes, after a prolonged period of "intensity" (in any of a number of affairs), that one simply needs a break?

And would it be impertinent to note, Stev0 (and Dragonfly and others) to observe that ONE question that's been answered, to varying degrees, is that of just who has the staying power to persevere over lo! these many weeks of questioning?

 

Was Jack welcomed back properly? Or will he go back Jack and do it again?

 

Wasn't that a song from the early 70's?

 

I thought we weren't supposed to answer the questions. Question everything, the title says, and everything's a question. I'd start an answers thread, but how would we know which questions were being answered?

 

Aren't we all just pleased as punch (just viewed the cliches thread) that Jack is back? Did Jack missed us?

 

Now how in the world can punch be pleased? ....Unless that's a sarcastic comment meant to insult Jack? Is that any way to welcome him back?

 

Is that Jumping Jack Flash?