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Talking sex robot

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by qbee42, Feb 1, 2010.

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  1. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    I think there are far too many robotic humans as it is. Get up, go to work, watch tv, go to bed. Repeat.

    No thanks. We need more heart in our relationships, not less.
     
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    Bravo!
     
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    I've got a relationship. I need a sex robot for recreational purposes. :madgrin:
     
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    I'd rather spend the $7,000 on my wife.

    She's got everything I've ever needed or wanted, and I'd spend all of my money on her if she would let me.

    To recharge her, I go to sleep with her every night.

    I don't need a mute button for her because everything she says is music to my ears. Just the sound of her voice soothes me.

    She is warm to the touch and her heart is even warmer.
     
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  5. Mark57

    Mark57 2021 Tesla Model 3 LR AWD

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    You left out the part where she reads all of your posts . . . :D j/k
     
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    taggart: awwwwwwww

    Mark57: thwap!
     
    #46 Rae Vynn, Feb 3, 2010
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    darelldd Prius is our Gas Guzzler

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    So if you're going through all this trouble and expense... why not make "her" a bit attractive? Yikes.
     
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  8. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Yea, that's for sure. I wonder if she comes with a paper bag?

    Tom
     
    #48 qbee42, Feb 3, 2010
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    No silly- she comes with a box. ;)
     
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    We know that. What we are discussing is the type of packaging she comes in. :D

    Tom
     
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    My GF is going back east to visit her family later this month. Anybody got $7,000 they can loan me? :madgrin:
     
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    Owww, owww that hurt.

    \enable whining mode

    Hey I had the j/k (just kidding on the end and everythiiiiinnnnggg) ;)

    \disable whining mode

    I know just how taggart feels about his wife. I feel the same way about my gorgeous wife. We make a great team.
     
    #52 Mark57, Feb 4, 2010
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    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    So, you enjoyed your honeymoon then? Not married long hey?
     
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    Your dreams are answered:
    TrueCompanion claims that more than 4,000 men have placed pre-orders for Roxxxy robots, and another 20,000 or so have requested information about the product. TrueCompanion also is developing a male sex robot, named Rocky.
     
    #54 liskipper, Feb 4, 2010
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    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    Rocky hey? A hard man is good to find they say.
     
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    The owner's manual states she has all of the appropriate orifices, including a USB port? What's that for??
     
    #56 GrGramps, Feb 4, 2010
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    USB = Unbelievably Sexy Booty.

    Tom
     
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    ewe. See.. this is where they are confused about what women want.

    Seriously confused.

    :pound:
     
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  19. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Men never do really get it. We are simple creatures, often oblivious to the subtleties coloring a woman's world.

    Tom
     
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    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    Really. What point is a male robot? Power tools are so much handier. They're always there when you need them, don't give you attitude, and are much lower maintenance. Besides, you can find the rest of the prick just about anywhere.




    Some creatures evolve faster than others. ;)
     
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