The IDEAL presidential team...

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  1. daronspicher

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    Rosie O'Donnell for President
    Micheal Moore for Vice President
    Ellen Degeneres appointed secretary of state.
    Roseanne Bar whitehouse press secretary

    If we could get that, I'm for an amendment to allow 16 years in office. 8 would not be enough!!
     
  2. qbee42

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    Gasp! :blink:

    Tom
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daronspicher @ May 1 2007, 08:50 AM) [snapback]433147[/snapback]</div>
    President: Bill Maher
    Vice President: Rush Limbaugh
    Secretary of State: Bono
    WH Press Secretary: Imus
    Secretary of Defense: Michael Jordan
    Secreatry of Finance: Bill Gates
    Homeland Security: Charlton Heston
    UN Ambassidor: Martha Stewart
    Dept of Education: Stephan Hawkins
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daronspicher @ May 1 2007, 08:50 AM) [snapback]433147[/snapback]</div>
    Start polishing up on your Farsi folks!
     
  5. daronspicher

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 1 2007, 08:45 AM) [snapback]433167[/snapback]</div>
    Jordan was better on Offense.. Maybe Dennis Rodman for secretary of defense.

    I see where you're going with this though..
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daronspicher @ May 1 2007, 11:10 AM) [snapback]433222[/snapback]</div>
    Yes he was, but people truly do not appreciate his defensive skills - he could shut anyone down. I collect MJ "stuff" from cards to wheaties boxes to plates, etc, etc. I just loved watching him hustle.

    I hope i brought a little smile to those who appreciated my post.

    have a nice day.

    david
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 1 2007, 08:45 AM) [snapback]433167[/snapback]</div>
    Sorry. Who? What qualifications does this "Stephan Hawkins" have to be part of the Dept. of Education in this conservative government that you've founded?
     
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    President: George Carlin (good ideas and brass nuts)
    Vice President: Jay Leno (car nut and common sense)
    Secretary of State: Oprah Winfrey (she can pay her own transportation bills)
    WH press Secretary: Pick any NYC cab driver and rotate on a monthly basis. (Cab drivers tell it like it is).
    Secretary of Defence: The Governator.
    Secretary of Finance: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton: (Get others to give to the USA for a change).
    Homeland Security: Peter Norton (our biggest border is the internet)
    UN Ambassador: Eddie Hill (Nobody can resist the smile of this former top fuel champion).
    Department of Education: Bill Gates (He knows when a degree is necessary and when it is not).
     
  9. ozyran

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    No, no, NO! The Governator has to be President. Just has to be! Didn't you watch Demolition Man?
     
  10. dbermanmd

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Betelgeuse @ May 1 2007, 11:29 AM) [snapback]433239[/snapback]</div>
    How many vacuum packed space cadets do we have in the system? Besides, having a rocket scientist never hurt no one.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 1 2007, 06:45 AM) [snapback]433167[/snapback]</div>
    The following things would happen:

    1) Monopolies would change from mostly legal to fully legal.
    2) MS competition would be outlawed.
    3) All innovation (which is currently created by other companies and then "aquired" by MS through legal and illegal means) would stop.
    4) There would be one more update to Windows. It would be a forced download that would turn on a stop running date of 45 days from that days date.
    5) Microsoft would announce that for Windows to keep running you would have to buy a monthly subscription to keep your computer running.
    6) Even MS fans would be looking for an alternative to keep 3 through 5 from happening but it will be too late because of #2.

    Do you STILL want Bill Gates as Secretary of Finance?

    This is not an attempt at humor.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tnthub @ May 1 2007, 08:29 AM) [snapback]433240[/snapback]</div>
    I can possibly see any of these actually being beneficial.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tnthub @ May 1 2007, 08:29 AM) [snapback]433240[/snapback]</div>
    I've got a better idea. Since Bill Gates doesn't actually think of anything himself. Why not go to the gurus that he relies on and get rid of the middle man? I'm not kidding. It has been documented quite a few times in reputable newspaper articles about "the experts of the future" who BG goes to for his "vision" of the future.

    No. Not a fan in any way.
     
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    OK, here's a challenge: Come up with a President/Vice President team that would be WORSE than Bush & Cheney.
     
  13. Mystery Squid

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ May 1 2007, 04:38 PM) [snapback]433463[/snapback]</div>
    marinjohn and burritos
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ May 1 2007, 01:38 PM) [snapback]433463[/snapback]</div>
    Clinton (Bill or Hillary) / Gore

    Kerry/Edwards

    I'd say Gore/Lieberman but I actually like Lieberman.

    Obama / Sharpton

    History will show Bush/Cheney to have the correct policies, if not the correct execution of those policies. History will also expose the weakness created in civilization by the democrat want of power.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 1 2007, 11:28 AM) [snapback]433238[/snapback]</div>
    I enjoyed the Michael Jordan part quite a bit. After watching him tear apart my Hornets every year for a decade, I can attest to the man's defense.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Betelgeuse @ May 1 2007, 11:29 AM) [snapback]433239[/snapback]</div>
    I assume that he meant Prof. Stephen Hawking. However, a truly conservative government wouldn't have a Dept. of Education, would it? They have been trying to do away with it for years.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ May 1 2007, 03:38 PM) [snapback]433463[/snapback]</div>
    Libertarians
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 1 2007, 11:28 AM) [snapback]433238[/snapback]</div>
    I'd probably go to the football world for DoD- Lawrence Taylor would be a good choice. No one ever played defense better than LT.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 1 2007, 09:45 AM) [snapback]433167[/snapback]</div>
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    Sorry, but there can only be one "Secretary of Defense".

    Garry Maddox.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Proco @ May 1 2007, 06:10 PM) [snapback]433532[/snapback]</div>
    Great player- I approve his nomination (as a long-time Phillies fan.) I think it was Harry Kalas who gave him that title originally.
     
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