The Official Rants and Trolls Thread

Re: Let's Talk About Morons Equipped with Cell Phones

Awesome!

 

I don't think that is too harsh, do you? :madgrin:

I forgot to add that I think cell phones are one of the worst inventions of the century, even though I used to work for a company that made components used in cell phone base stations and other communication applications. Its not the actual device that is the problem, it is how they are used by the morons who carry them around. No one should use a cell phone in a car, in a movie theater, in a restaurant, in a classroom, in a plane etc. but they always do. They have no self awareness or self control. I don't want to hear your conversation. I shouldn't have to listen to it.

 

We need suppository cell phones. That would make them inherently hands-free, and give the expression "talking out your a$$" a whole new meaning.

Tom

 

While your orignal rant re: love is 100% accurate...I hope you don't take that stance in dating. No woman wants to hear that kind of reality from someone they might want to date...at least initially. You have to do the dance first to create the bond before you go all pragmatic.

 

That was a really crappy thing for them to do. :madgrin:

 

I used to make Kaopectate. You should have seen the tank cars full of kaolin. There must be a lot of diarrhea in the world, although I'd rather not think about it.

Tom

 

You are ALL an incredible waste of time! Here I am risking my job if I get caught spending too much time on the internet and for what? Lame rants about Love (which is an artifical concept developed by Greeting Card companies to make money off us) and someone ranting because he is pooping too much and can't find a cure. GET OVER IT! Try sticking a rock in it - the reason that Kao stuff worked is because it was made out of clay. Clay turns to rock under heat and pressure. Problem solved.

As for everyone debating the whole dating thing, what, you don't have a hand and an internet connection? What MORE do you want out of life? Geez!

I have a REAL problem - I can't get rid of this albatross called a Prius no matter how hard I try to trade it off. I wasted another day Friday for nothing (gotta love car lots...). What's up with this?

Hey, why are my hands shaking and foam coming out my mouth? No! You can't take my keyboard away! I won't allo


Sorry about that. Mr. Lewis has been sedated and returned to his cell. Please continue with your silly little thread.

THE MANAGEMENT

 

Now that's humor!

 

LMAO @ Lewis!

That almost reminded me of the "crazy German kid watching porn". I won't link to it but Google it if you dare. lol

 

He wouldn't be so angry if he had gotten a Mac. :madgrin:

 

You all call this a RANT thread? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RANT! Come on, I'll take you ALL on! Those guys in the white coats don't scare me!

So I see all these posts about unintended acceleration. Hey, we drive Prius (Prii? Priuseses?)! How would we even KNOW if our cars accelerated suddenly without input? I can barely tell if the thing is moving when I floor it as it is! I'd WELCOME a little unintended acceleration once in a while just to WAKE UP! Where can I get one of those faulty throttle pedals? Hey, Toyota, save those suckers and let us Prius Tree Huggers have them!

And why do we care if the silly things won't stop? If they stop, we only have to get them going again, and that REALLY kills the mileage thingy on the display. Which reminds me, does that TV on the dash only get the one boring channel with the lame engine and wheel graphics? I keep trying to find an episode of Opra on it and all I see is some stuff about climate control and radios. I even installed the satellite thingy, and now I get great sound but no picture to go with it! I need to call my cable provider. How many miles of coax do I need to buy to get this thing to work while I drive around?

Uh oh, here comes someone wanting to take my computer. Time to get the flock outa here!

:flock:

 

Hey, where did everybody go?

MORE RANTS! MORE RANTS!

:target:

 

TRYING to explain to my son tonight why we never send our food back in a restaurant.

If you didn't like it before, what makes you think you're going to like it after you piss the chef off?

Duh!

*did I get it right this time?*

 

Restaurants, why did you have to bring up restauRANTS?

Why are there only two types of waiters/waitresses?
They either interrupt you ten times to ask how your meal is, or they walk thru the room ten times and never acknowledge you.
Please, just make eye contact, I'll let you know if I need something.

When I am obviously done with my meal, bring me the damn check.
Why do I have to beg to give you money? Why do I have to wait to pay you?
No other industry makes it difficult to give them money.

Why do people that never do online banking or purchases because of
"credit card security", think nothing about giving their credit card to a twenty something year old, minimum wage waiter, who then disappears in the back room with your credit card for 5 minutes?

Why does your waiter ask if you want dessert when you have not finished your dinner and are sending a half a plate of food to the dumpster? If you do not eat your vegetables, you do not get dessert!
Didn't the waiter have a Mom? Don't they know the rules?

 

Have you watched the movie Waiting? It's about the staff in an Applebees type of restaurant. The movie is totally sick and disgusting, but if you have ever worked in food service you will laugh your rear end off.

In one scene a waiter and several cooks are lined up, taking turns doing gross things to a hated customer's hamburger.

There is a good reason to not insult people who handle your food.

Tom