"The Previous Poster" Insults Game

The previous poster is downing the x-ray vision potion again.

 

The previous poster publishes bad puns.

 

Wait. Bad puns are the best puns, no? So, someone that publishes bad puns would be publishing good puns.

The previous poster is a pundit.

 

The previous poster is not punny.

 

The previous poster is all wet.

 

The previous poster is a chocolate snob.

 

The previous poster is too thin to know anything about chocolate.

 

The previous poster's storm is far from perfect

 

The previous poster knows a thing or two about not being perfect.

 

The previous poster isn't very particular about his port.

 

The previous poster... sorry, dear... is a real dog.

 

The previous poster has a serious coffee addiction/drinking problem.

 

The previous poster knows a thing or two about addiction/drinking problems.

 

The previous poster is using repetitive sounding insults.

 

The previous poster understands the heartbreak of psoriasis.

 

The previous poster was the inspiration for Tom Robbins' novel, "Still Life With Woodpecker"

"Still Life with Woodpecker is sort of a love story that takes place inside a pack of Camel cigarettes. It reveals the purpose of the moon, explains the difference between criminals and outlaws, examines the conflict between social activism and romantic individualism, and paints a portrait of contemporary society that includes powerful Arabs, exiled royalty, and pregnant cheerleaders. It also deals with the problem of redheads."

 

The previous poster needs a Tom Sawyer fix.

 

The previous poster got his fix from Tom Sawyer

 

The previous poster is lying about his brother in his photo album. Absolutely no genetic resemblance.

 

The previous poster doesn't realize that it takes two to tango.
(he looks like my mom and I look like my dad...funny though, a lot of people think his wife and I look alike)