"The Previous Poster" Insults Game

The previous poster is an obsessive thanker

 

The previous poster believes that it's better to "thank" too little, than to "think" too much.:rockon:

 

The previous poster has self induced whiplash.

 

The previous poster is investing in hi-rise real estate developments.

 

The previous poster has been stalking me. This is my cousins' place (six families) and it is awesome. What you can't see in the picture is a huge volleyball court and a massive hot tub. It is called "Tinber Woods" and they rent it all out during the horse show season for $$$

 

The previous poster's 'hot tub' actually can be seen -- in the lower left of Sam's photo, below the blue deck chair.

 

The previous poster can't tell a hot tub from a formal "reflection pool"....someone doesn't get out much.

 

The previous poster's swine drank from his reflecting pool, and got the flu.

 

The previous poster is blaming perryma for the swine flu outbreak.

 

The previous poster understands that relations with a pig will not give you the swine flu. Unfortunately, because of her leprosy, she is an outcast.

 

The previous poster is too funny, causing leakage to my keyboard when I spilled coffee on it, causing unnecessary delay in posting this.

 

The previous poster just gave his keyboard a caffine high.

 

The previous poster is too lazy to post an avatar that can be used to make fun of him.

 

The previous poster is contagious with armadillo flu.

 

The previous poster has an uncanny knowledge of the previous previous poster

 

The previous two posters are trying to start a new flu panic.

 

The previous poster got rather pale posting that.

 

None of the previous posters have been able to come up with a single insult in the last week

 

The previous poster thinks he is the official insult tracker.

 

The previous poster is "The Official Insult Tracker", long may their flag wave over land and sea, until his tires go flat and his boat sinks"