The "Sex in a Prius" Poll!

Hmmm. <_< If you had to choose between Tammy Faye Baker or Willie Nelson?
Tough one, huh?

 

Can't you just see her grabbing onto the steering wheel of a Prius?

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Yeah! And what's up with Ricky Martin being on that list? Or is that choice geared more towards the.....um....same-sex-oriented fellas?

Just the same...hubby or no hubby, I chose Angelina. I know he would too. Josh Holloway (Sawyer on Lost) was noticeably absent from the list, so I had to go w/my 2nd choice. :blink:

 

And you have the bald effrontery to question MY maturity?

:lol:

Just picture her, sans cosmetics (and perhaps prostheses ) crawling into bed.

 

Which one, Cher or Tammy?

 

:lol: OMG! I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

What is that on her right hand--a brass knuckle?

 

Or YOUR steering apparatus?

 

Squid, speaking of vomit, you omitted the King of Pop, too.

 

Has she always looked like that? Somehow I get the feeling that even when she was 15, she still looked like a 60 year old who was trying to look like 25. At some point, gobs of make-up has the reverse effect and makes a woman look older rather than younger.

 

Can't lose there, huh?

I dislike cosmetics, and Tammy Fae has been my Poster Girl for, well, decades...

 

Don't tell me you've never heard the phrase "bend over..I'll drive"

 

I've never had a same-sex urge in my long life, but that choice would give me pause.

 

Actually, in that picture, she's cleaned up her act!

And that's not a brass knuckle. The lid pops open and out pops a devilish, tiny whip.

 

Rancid AND Angelina? I'm IN!...I mean...Can I offer you young ladies a ride?

 

Woo hoo, ambidexterous, eh? Or is that ambivalent? Nooo...

 

HEIGH HOOOOO SILVER, AWAAAAYYY B) B) B)

 

Well, nobody says 'hung like a sheep', now do they?

 

Two Jennifers = Angelina + 1.

Oops, sorry, I thought I was helping my son with his math homework.

 

As the only guy to get any votes so far (051205-21:57PST) I guess I have to say thank you. Or maybe not...