The "Sex in a Prius" Poll!

Squid, my friend, I must say you surprise me. Angelina is so hot even the girls are choosing her. Over Bill...no wait...let me rephrase that...

 

Personally, I'd have to go with Quiqueg from the X-Files. Man, she was hot! Strutting around with those little stubby legs and that poofy tail...

I love bitches with an attitude!!

Too bad Scully let go of that leash.....

 

Um....YEEEEAH! Who wouldn't???

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I don't think I'd pursue a long-term relationship with her though...just a fling will do nicely.

 

I'm gonna show my wife this thread, then a "wink"...........

 

I was kinda hoping my wife *wouldn't* see this thread. Cher, honey, if you happen to see this, look me up next time you're in town. I understand you like younger men.

 

Possible alibi: "Honey, I voted for Bill Merchant".

warning: use with caution; results not guaranteed :lol:

 

Yesss, Garner is now ahead of Connolley.

 

:snort: Bill has 500% the votes of Jodie.

Or 500% the votes of Clooney, depending on how you look at it.

 

This post has completely cured me from that nasty image of Tammy Fae I had in my head for a couple of days. I was having bad dreams.

Will sleep much better tonight!

 

Pssst. too . . . it's Connolly . . . for Jennifer.

Been in serious luff :wub: since I saw her in Career Opportunities (1991).
http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/trailer.html?v_id=8236

Winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award for Best White Tank Top . . . ever!

 

Here's what I got: jennifer connolly is a common misspelling of jennifer connelly.

So, I'm off to edit.......AGAIN! Geez, why can't everyone just vote for Bill Merchant? :lol:

 

Because there are Jennifers in the world.

 

still: Jennifer X 2 = Angelina

 

Bringing up the, er, rear: Cher

guess Rickey Martin's comeback isn't complete yet

 

Speaking of Cher's rear...I think I've seen the last of it. She still hasn't called, so she's cut off. No votes for her. My brother, who speaks fluent russian, introduced me to Masha. I'm going to stock up the electric cooler, and find the air mattresses. We're going for a very long drive, and an even longer park. I think I'm ready to vote now.

 

Masha, huh? Another one-word name? Like Cher, Madonna, Elvis?

 

If you'd like to see more of her sometime, google Masha Malinovskaya. Most of the text is cyrillic, but the pictures speak the universal language. You'll see what I mean about finding the tame ones. Pictures, I mean.