Thinnest Books Ever

Matrix Calculus & Zero-One Matrices: Statistical and Econometric Applications by Paris Hilton

Shattering the Glass Ceiling: Taliban Edition

Pick-Up Lines That Work: Get the Girl Tonight! by Alan Greenspan

Trump-Koppel Guide: Perfect Hair for Men (foreward by Dr. Phil)

The Big List of Individuals Who Don't Think I Look Like Erkle by Todd Stroger
out of print

Official Iraqi Executioners' Guide to Flawless Hangings

Life is Beautiful by Kim Jong-il

Pretzel Logic by George W. Bush

 

Experiments in my dissertation that have worked right the first time
by galaxee

 

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it' by Ted Kennedy

 

Ha ha! I'd like to pick up a copy of your book, Galaxee.

Successful Jokes by Ichabod
How to Take a Joke With Grace and Style by Dr. Berman

 

Justification for the Iraq War

The Bush Administration Energy Policy

My Accomplishments I'm Actually Proud of by Karl Rove

The Bush Administration Economic Policy

Things We Have Done To Find Bin Laden, by George Bush

And, in non political books:

The Complete Lyrics to Every Good Country Song

Things I've Said That Are Actually Funny by Carlos Mencia

Every Roland Emmerich Movie: The Plots

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ichabod @ May 15 2007, 02:06 PM) [snapback]442565[/snapback]</div>

i've got a few more in the works:

The fun side of graduate school
Lifestyles of the rich and famous: Grad student edition
Clothing items I own that are not somehow damaged by laboratory reagents

 

How to Win Friends and Influence Liberals. by: Wildkow :lol:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tag @ May 15 2007, 01:37 PM) [snapback]442533[/snapback]</div>

Hey, that book is sitting on a shelf in front of me! It's really by Turkington, not Paris Hilton.



<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ May 15 2007, 03:15 PM) [snapback]442653[/snapback]</div>

as hycamguy would say, "Good one, kow!" :lol:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dbermanmd @ May 15 2007, 01:07 PM) [snapback]442498[/snapback]</div>

I was going to add, "Dr. Berman's Guide to Keeping Your Blood Pressure Down". You know that I was smiling when I thought of it!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ May 15 2007, 11:10 AM) [snapback]442572[/snapback]</div>

Carlos Mencia is the hottest comedian out there. Only a Dee Dee Dee would think he isn't funny.

Watch this video. See for yourself if you qualify as a Dee Dee Dee like SteveO.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoid=1272164709

Comedy Central was smart enough to give this guy his own show. Check it out.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/mind_of...cia/index.jhtml

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sufferin' Prius Envy @ May 16 2007, 04:23 AM) [snapback]443154[/snapback]</div>

I agree with Sufferin' (no, not that Stev0 is a "dee dee dee")- Carlos Mencia is funny, even if he isn't always "PC".
Best line from the video: "You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq, But you voted Bush in twice, what were you smoking crack?"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sufferin' Prius Envy @ May 16 2007, 03:23 AM) [snapback]443154[/snapback]</div>

The reason Carrot Top is getting so buff is so he can kick Mencia's nice person for stealing his title of "Least Funny Comedian".

 

French War Heros

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hycamguy07 @ May 16 2007, 11:46 AM) [snapback]443375[/snapback]</div>

Yeah, that one has already been mentioned here already. It's also on every internet joke list of the "world's thinnest books". For the historically-challenged, here's a site that tells about the French Resistance during WWII (I'm not sure why it's on a chemistry website).

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ May 16 2007, 09:37 AM) [snapback]443303[/snapback]</div>

New book:
People who think Carrot Top's new buff look is sexy

 

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