This Weeks Craigslist Scam:

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  1. kenmce

    kenmce High Voltage Member

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    That it keeps happening, that they are so widespread and prepared, suggests that it works well enough to be worth their time.


    Yes, I thought it odd that an African would do their banking in Kansas. I considered sending money through the system just to see where it actually came out. I thought I'd send .1900 cents instead of $1,900 and toy with them a bit, but the money gram people won't do less than a dollar, and where the scammers live a dollar might be a days pay, besides which I'm stingy.
     
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    Hello,

    Thanks for your reply....I am very greatfull for your advise. my son is 36years old and he is very capable to use it...He has been driving for so long so this is not strange to him. Beside the payment has already deducted from my account . I therefore urge to do has PayPal has instructed so that we can finalize the transaction as soon as possible today.

    I am very sorry for any inconvenience this might cost you.


    God Bless You
     
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    My Dear Mr. Evans, Esquire
    I wish to tell you that I have the most deepest admiring and gratitude full that the men like yourself should be hard working for to make our big ships work. I have find on You Tube the video of the big ship working. Is this you ship? I think the music good but the work very dangerous to you I must think.

    I have been spend some time watching you Tube to see what it is like to work the sailor. It is excite! I can only picture the mens big & strong sweating at the hard works of run the mighty boilers, reef the sails, all so much to make way through oceanic. I know there is much mixing of races here, men of all nations, sloe eyed alsatians, icey blondies from cold waters of North, the mighty thews and powerful thrusting passion of the mens of the Dark Continent. Pressure must build on more than boilers, nyet?

    I think it must be hard sometime to be far out to see many months with no women only men doing as men will when no females are there. Tell me, how do you handle your Natural Passions that must arise here? Work cannot be all day ever day, nyet?
     
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    I almost lost it at "icey blondies from cold waters of the north"
     
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    Date: 30 Nov 2013 20:55:51 -0000 [15:55:51 EST]
    What is going on?
     
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    Date: 30 Nov 2013 21:57:04 -0000 [16:57:04 EST]
    Thanks for your concern I quiet appreciate it all, please try as much as possible to complete the transaction today. Once again Thanks and God bless you
     
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    > Quoting Cody Evans <[email protected]>:
    > Thanks for your concern I quiet appreciate it all, please try as
    > much as possible to complete the transaction today. Once again
    > Thanks and God bless you

    My Dear Sweet Mr. Evans,
    You are get ahead of your self. I think you must be the very strong and powerful manden. I have not decide yet ifthis is the proper present for your lucious young man.

    I have not explained about the interior of the vehicular yet. It is the special! All of the stock seat have the impoted Corinthian leather. It holds up well but is really of the demi-monde, would Not Do for good class. I have had fully replaced with hide of the Nauga beast. Now they are all Nauga-hide, it is thin and supple like leather of the glove. Also it now has heat and massage and eight way adjustable lumbar support. When you turn them all on all the way up it noticably reduces your MPG, is this to be the problem for you?
     
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    Dear Kenmce

    I explain to you. My screen cover in soda and spit. Also keyboard.
    Please send new or $1,950 to PayPal for replacement PC.
    Transaction to be quick.
    My son, he live in basement, very mad.

    American very funny!

    I will thank you and God will test you!
     
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    Date: Sun, 1 Dec 2013 09:44:14 +0100 [03:44:14 EST]
    From: [email protected]®
    To: (me)
    Subject: PayPal Seller Protection!!!!!!!!! Your Money Is Safe

    ------------------------------

    *Hello Kedallam McAtkinson*
    *, *

    This is to assure you that you are safe, secured and protected on this
    transaction as a seller if you follow our verification procedure by sending
    the shipping fee up front to the shipping agent name and address via Money
    Gram and get back to us with the requirement. We are using this fleeting
    moment in assuring you that once you have the shipping fee sent out to the
    Pick up agent address giving to you, your PayPal account will be confirmed
    and get credited with the total amount 0f *$92,100.00 USD *in not less
    than two hours after when you have provided the scanned copy of the
    shipping fee transaction receipt.

    We urge you once again to have the shipping fee sent out as soon as
    possible today and email us the scanned copy of the receipt so that we can
    confirm your account and get it credited within a short period of time.

    *Note*: Do not email the Money Gram details to *Cody Evans* or his
    shipping agent until the total fund has been released to your account, you
    are to send the Money Gram details to us at:
    *[email protected]
    <%[email protected]%20>* so we can verify it and release
    the total fund to your account immediately.

    Note: Be informed that this transaction is only available and can only be
    tracked and traced via email, so do reply back to us if you have any
    question about the transaction.We urge you not to call us as there are some
    replacements customer service attendance and to avoid any misleading.
    *Cody Evans* has no access to stop the payment or reverse the fund of this
    transaction after or before you send the shipping fee up front. So we urge
    you to go and send the *$**1,950.00* USD to the shipping agent name and
    address given to you via *Money Gram* and get back to us with the
    requirement so we can release the total fund to your account immediately.








    *Thank you for using PayPal. The PayPal Team*
     
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    Date: 1 Dec 2013 11:53:03 -0000 [06:53:03 EST]
    From: Cody Evans <[email protected]>
    To: (ME) Subject:
    Re: 2004 Toyota Prius Hybrid 60K Miles - $9000 (NY)

    This message was written in a character set (UTF-8) other than your own.
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    Thanks for getting back to me, all what you stated are not the problem with me. I just urge you to do as paypal has instructed so that the vehicle will get to my son a day before his birthday. I am sorry for any inconviniece this might cost you
     
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    My Dear Sweet Evans,

    It is good to hear from you my friend. We have only known for the short time but I have the sense of your manly presence, so firm, so strong, glistening under a light coat of oil, much like the strenght of good Toyota car with many miles behind and many more passionate drive ahead! 300K, or die trying, FTW!! Woo Hoo! Yes you are such a man like myself.

    I have not explain about the exterior of paint Designs Applique. The car is having the original GBY Toyota Golden Diamond paint #1547, a good color slight retro. With the new there is real gold and diamond dust in fine coat over the underlying anodized Titanium base sheet metallic. The colors are complex, delicate, also veryje ne sais quoi, somehow metrosexual, The rhinestones around the lights all look very fine especially at evening outside pickup bars and hot go-go hall.

    The color is very fine but require much maintain you will need to have your bat boy polish well before take out to look, oxydize.

    There is however the slightest smallest little leastest issue that when people see you with the car they may oft think you are the homosexualist. The Prius is known to be the gay car and this one is perhaps the gayest of the all, the king of queens if you will.

    If like us you are the strong man this is not problem. However the slight man or transgendered LGBT may find have the troubles when go out and cannot be the strong defender one self.

    So, I must know is your son the homo-sexual? Will he have the trouble with the girly-man auto?
    Thank.
     
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    Lol

    These are the responses that these feckers deserve
     
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    "Glistening under a light coat of oil"

    Holy s**t i can't stop laughing.
     
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    I'm trying to keep it mild enough so the mods don't banish this thread...
     
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    JimN Let the games begin!

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    I haven't had this much fun since In Living Color's "Men on Film".

    "GBY Toyota Golden Diamond paint #1547, a good color slight retro. With the new there is real gold and diamond dust in fine coat over the underlying anodized Titanium base sheet metallic."

    Minnie the Mooch had a diamond car with platinum wheels.


    Are you going to email a fake receipt with the address of the local police dept. as the pickup location?
     
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    Homosexulist.

    Thats some funny shit right there. Thank you for my first LOL of the evening!
     
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