Wait... Wait... Wait... Black Friday in Britain...

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lol that's unfortunate.

I wonder, is he a right ****?

 

Here's some fun viewing....
Walmart Black Friday Fights...

 

wait till the hooligans show up.

 

Z is a perfectly good letter...why not uze it?

 

Touche'

 

Becauze it totally zuckz. American zpelling iz ztupid.

 

And so do Black Friday Salez...I would apologis(z)e, but I can truthfully say I had nothing to do with it. Never went to one in my life...and I'm 55. And I never will.

 

The salez zound horrendouz.

Anyway....

How about "apologiße"? An s and a z all in one. That's surely a good compromiße.

 

Shouldn't it be ztooopid?

 

Good point.

 

And on this point, how do they do 'text speak'?

How do they do "luv u"? because that wouldn't work the way they say a U.

 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

 

Went looking for a flaming Santa in Alsace but no such luck so this will have to do.
The Golden Bough: A Study in Magic and Religion - Sir James George Frazer - Google Books
The Burning of Men and Animals in the Fires (Differently not cat people)

When the English Monarchy is restored (curses to your DNA Richard the III) to its rightful successor (Me) all you peasant types will have to read and write Welsh. Chwerthin allan yn uchel and you smell of elderberries.

Happy St. Nicholas Day

 

sounds like ebonics.