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What conversational gambits/tics REALLY irritate you?

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by rufaro, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. RRxing

    RRxing Senior Member

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    Slightly OT, but when someone calls and is required to speak to a specific individual (e.g. the name on the credit card), my wife and I love to respond by saying "Speaking" when she picks up and they ask for me, or I pick up and they ask for her. Talk about an uneasy pause on the other end of the line...
     
  2. Mendel Leisk

    Mendel Leisk Senior Member

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    In the tic category: people peppering their talk with "no-yeah". Somehow saying:

    No, that's not me, I'm not that, but yeah, I agree, you're so right.
     
  3. rufaro

    rufaro WeePoo, Gen II

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    NOT at ALL OT: Variant of the Do you mind if I ask.../Yes exchanges!
    Umm...no...yeah...not so much...(As the verbatim reply to whatever.)
     
  4. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Using "literally" when you mean "figuratively".

    Tom
     
  5. rufaro

    rufaro WeePoo, Gen II

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    ...And people who take jokes literally...?:cool:
     
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  6. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    I'm no prude, but adding an f bomb every third or fourth word irritates me. The word's lost its effectiveness when people do that.
     
  7. Chuck.

    Chuck. Former Honda Enzyte Driver

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    "How are you doing?" or some other question that implies they have time, then cut it off about ten seconds later....IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME - DON'T ASK!
     
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    When someone emphatically says "trust me" I feel like running.
     
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    When someone asks you for a signature when they really only want your signature.
     
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    :pound: Your killing me, quit it! :pound:
     
  11. Trebuchet

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    F#*K, I must be doing something F'ing wrong if'n I can't F'ing annoy you or that F'ing Hyo! :p

    You know what annoys me? People that use "Freaking" or "Freeking" or that damnable SyFy Battlestar Galactica "Fracking" instead of F#*K. What's the big deal with that it's been used so often it's lost it's offensive characteristics. :noidea:
     
  12. Shin Chan

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    No what I am saying. That is crammed into "nowhatimsayin" that bugs me to no end.
     
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    When one of your fellow employees comes in every morning and says exactly the same thing for the last 3 years running! I mean EVERYTHING as parroted out yesterday, the day before that etc... .
    Sorta like "Groundhog Day", just not as fun! :eek:
     
  14. tonyrenier

    tonyrenier I grew up, but it's still red!

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    Don't know if it's been mentioned but "these ones" drives me up the wall, I've heard it used on TV, not just the 15 year old next door.
     
  15. rufaro

    rufaro WeePoo, Gen II

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    They get cured of that one pretty quickly when you answer, "How much time do you have? ":D
     
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    What irritates me? People who say,
    1. "..with that being said,..."
    2. "yeah-no" as if it is one word.
    3. waiters/waitresses in better restaurants that call you and your wife "guys".
    4. mothers that call their children "mommy"
     
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    What irritates me? People who say,
    1. "..with that being said,..."
    2. "yeah-no" as if it is one word.
    3. waiters/waitresses in better restaurants that call you and your wife "guys".
    4. mothers that call their children "mommy"
     
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    Also, people that say things twice...oops how did that happen?
     
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    Ones that really get my goat are;

    "Have you been on long?"

    "What time do you finish?"

    "You're the taxi driver, you should know where it is" - usually when the instruction to me is "erm that big hotel near a bridge I think" and it turns out to be in a city 50 miles away.

    Hmmm think I'm having a grumpy day today.
     
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    "A whole 'nuther level."