Who's the biggest tool on PriusChat?

Dude. Get somebody else to help look. I'm not touching that with my 10' pole.

 

This is a pretty liberal place, so I don't want to assume I have. :brushteeth: :fear:

 

i have a fat tool, does that count?

 

That guy that's boasting 295 MPG, up from 216, after a particular aftermarket mod.
Ya him.

// Totally Jealous

 

well...definitely aint me... must be the Pri!!

 

Pat you are treading on thin ice here. Because I live where there are lots of rich, 'deserving' housewives-with-attitude who will think nothing of pushing you aside so they can be served before their tennis game, I have had to make my new years resolution 'I am the most important person in the world' two years running. This automatically gives me the right to shove back making them spill their 1/2 1/2 soya lattes. So Pat, "Don't tread on me'!

 

I did not know that you posted on PC, God.

Anyway, I have a favor to ask you. I think you may be able to help.

Back in 1990, you took Stevie Ray Vaughan in a helicopter crash. I'm sure you had your reasons, but I really think that he had a lot of good music to share with everyone. I'd really like to see him come back and cut a few dozen albums, tour some and die from natural causes.

So, I was thinking: How about you bring SRV back and we can let you take the New Kids on the Block instead? Its a 5 for 1 deal, that seems fair to me. We can even throw in NSYNC and the remaining Bee Gees - I don't really care to hear any of those again if I could avoid it.

Well, anyway I hope you will consider it. Thanks God.

 

+1

 

Pretty much by definition, the biggest tool would have to be Priapus.

You win!

 

Abraham, Martin, John & SRV