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Write an Onion Headline

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  1. jared2

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    Write a headline for an Onion story. Humor is intended.

    1. Child a genius, according to parents
    2. Employee interupts internet surfing to work
    3. Quicki Mart Assistant Manager opposed to increase in minimum wage
    4. Area man changes position on sex
     
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    Bush chokes on large slice of humble pie.
     
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    Haggard rejects Wife's Divorce plea. "There was NEVER infidelity"
     
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    New Diet Discovered.
    Eating 1/2 amount=1/2 calories.
    Now you can eat twice as much.
     
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    "New research indicates THC affects... uh..."

    (sorry, i'm putting together a powerpoint on my research :lol:)
     
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    Top scientists report:
    Mice live twice as long on half the calories but are three times more likely to commit suicide
     
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    AREA MAN MAKES POST IN ALL UPPER-CASE
     
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    George Allen makes final pass, with God's help
     
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    Clinton's doctor not fully qualified - only an intern.
     
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    CHEAP GAS USED TO REMOVE SMUGNESS
     
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    Republicans put blame for election loss on Canada.
     
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