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you're gonna love my nuts (shamwow guy strikes again)

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by cwerdna, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. koa

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    The Nothingwow.
    What?!?!
    That's right I said the Nothingwow. How many times have you bought something from a stupid infomercial only to be disappointed it didn't live up to the hype? The Nothingwow does....NOTHING! Not only that...there's no parts to break, no spills to clean up, no repairs, nothing for the kids to damage, you can't lose it, the dog can't eat it, the cat can't scratch it, short on storage...THERE IS NONE. It's guaranteed FOREVER. There's nothing like it. What would expect to pay for the Nothingwow? $19.99? Nooo $19.99 and get two free? Noooo $9.99 Nooooo $.99 Noooooo $.09 Nooooooo! Your price is our price...NOTHING! NOTHING is GUARANTEED! Order now and you'll have it before you hang up.





























    A small S&H fee of $19.99 applies to all orders.
     
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    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    But that sounds like a waste of time and money, very similar to a WoFTaM, not a Nothing at all.
     
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    "You're gonna have an exciting life now"

    I chop nuts. I like chopped almonds on salads. But I use a knife.
     
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    Guess I missed this thread the first time around.

    Bingo!!!

    Besides, I eat a lot of salad. I chop it in the food processor attachment that goes on my blender base. It would take me half an hour with the slap chop because I'd need two dozen loads.

    I love nuts. But I hate nuts in anything. Nuts in cereal, in candy, in cakes or brownies, uggg! Peanuts in stews double-ugg! I eat nuts whole from the can/jar/bag. I crack nuts in the shell with a pliers.

    A very long time ago there was actually a guy who put an ad in the newspaper, saying "Send a dollar." Or maybe it was "Last chance. Send a dollar." And an address. People did! He got a lot of money. His ad didn't promise to send you anything for your dollar. And in those days a dollar was worth about ten of our 2009 dollars. Maybe twenty.
     
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