aftermarket Anti-Theft add-ons for 2020 Prime?

I had an unlocked "The Club" on my full size GMC van's steering wheel but it was still stolen, so much for the "when they see it they will look elsewhere" (I'd lost keys for Club).
They used a sharpened screwdriver and pliers to crank both door lock and ignition.

My issue with LoJack is car must be "reported" and last time I had a car stolen in Oakland, CA they told me "it don't go in da system till officers take report (in person)" and it can be "several days" for them to show up, and they can and will show up at anytime and if you ain't there then back to end of the line. In other words, they do everything they legally can to give thieves a few days lead time in the Chop Shop. Also...$800! Ripoff Report > LoJack Review - , Internet - Lojack buyer beware battery

In older cars that can be hot-wired for "joy ride", but unlikely someone will use tow truck, and with simple electronics, it makes sense to DIY a hidden kill switch under the dash that looks like just another part of your DIY stereo install. Let them crank the motor till battery or even starter burns out; better than stolen even if recovered. But I'm afraid to do that to a Prime.

Also, given Prime has pretty good built in security, but is VERY common car and thus pretty hot market for parts, seems likely thieves will use tow truck or flatbed, so Disable only limited value.

What I WANT is: SLEAZE SECURITY SYSTEM (SSS)
1)Smart Phone based (Blue Tooth?) system that "arms" when I park and go out of Blue Tooth range, then disarms or if not disarmed then requires....I donno, popping hood and flipping semi-hidden switch? Doing something special on touch screen? Waiting 10 minutes?
2)Instant alert to Smart Phone if anything beyond a minor jiggle, or more than one jiggle in 3 minutes.
3)Live (and to the Cloud) hi-res pics from in-car, semi-hidden older Smart Phone, with location pings. Main idea will be to get nice profile pics of person in driver's seat sent to cloud before cam discovered and disabled, and hopefully location of Chop Shop. In-Car Phone would normally be hidden under an ugly seat cover of the passenger seat, with camera pointing at driver's head, and charging cord hidden under seatcover.

The cost of SSS would be "low to no", since it would mostly be an "ap" that runs on two Smart Phones (your regular current and a 2nd string used back up). I guess you'd need to maintain bare-bones service on the In-Car phone, but thats OK, because then you'd have a nice Back Up Phone always ready to go, loan out, etc, and who doesn't need that?